Sausage Stables Dachshunds
Letters from the dogs........

Sausage Stables Bethany SS at home in her office....
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21
Jan 08
Hi
Grandma Miki
Dad said to look at you and say hi. Dad says we are practicing for a dog
show. He says I have to stand tall and look pretty for the judge. Whatever
that's all about. Loose lead training is going well. I like that because
it does not hurt my neck and I walk pretty. We are going to Michigan this
Friday. Fletcher my best friend is going with me. Fletcher teaches me cool
stuff like digging holes and chase bunny tracks with our noses. Tell
everybody I said hello and I miss them but I am doing okay. Wish me luck.
Miss Ex Molly
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Dear Mommymiki,
> Mom just told me that my brother Blaze is
going to So.Cal. in a big
> truck! She was talking to the lady who's going to adopt him and
thinks
> she will be a very good mommy for him. She hasn't had one of our
kind
> before, so oh boy she's in for some fun!
>
> I heard about my relatives opening gates
and I just had to tell you
> that I've already mastered the screen door to the deck, but then they
> went and put a hook on it... darn, I can't sneak out anymore.
Then
> they spoiled ALL my fun by putting back the toddler latches on the
> kitchen cabinets where the garbage is and the one where my toys are.
I
> had figured out how to open those real fast.
>
> Sometimes I think she's not as smart as me.
It took her a long
> time to see why I was always jumping into the daylilies...if she hadn't
> planted them under the pear trees I would have left them alone...
But I
> just can't leave the stuff on the clothesline alone...when I pulled off
> the sheets she got real mad and said Auntie Claire has a clothesline and
> HER dogs don't do that. Or do they? And she told mom about
some yummy
> chicken strips and I like them and they're going to use little bits of
> them when I start school tomorrow. They said I'll meet some other
pups
> and I'll have to behave. Yikes.
>
> She also told me about Marilyn being spayed
and that's why we're
> all such special dogs. Don't know what all that means, but when I
was
> at the vet's I heard them say that spay word, and November. Yikes
> again.
>
> Well, I think it's time for a nap in the
sun. Lots of love and
> some salmon oil-breath licks to Mommymiki and all the Sausages,
> especially brother Blaze before he heads south.
> Summer
Dear Mommymiki,
> My new Mommy keeps saying, "We MUST
write to Miki." So here goes.
> I've been here in my new home for 10
days now and I'm so busy
> looking and listening and smelling all the new things that I don't have
> time to miss my brothers and sister and all the big dachshunds as much
> as I did in the first days.
> The ride home was kind of scary with
all those things zooming past
> the windows. I stayed in my crate with the door open and felt safer
in
> there. And I HELD IT the whole way home for 9 hours. They couldn't
> believe it. In fact they keep saying I'm a good holder - I haven't
gone
> potty in the house at all. But Mommy says she's more trained than
me.
> I sleep in my crate in their room and don't wake them up until 6.
They
> said they don't need an alarm clock anymore.
> I like my crate, and when they go out
for a little while they put
> me in there and I go to sleep. Mommy even feeds me in there.
When I
> see her get out a section of the newspaper and put it in there on top of
> my quilt, I get all excited because I know it's time for my back or
> necks. I also like the broccoli slaw, but Brussels sprouts are my
> favorite veggie - she rolls one across the floor and I go skittering
> after it and play with it for a while before chomping it all down.
I do
> it with frozen blueberries too. She says feeding raw is SO easy.
There
> is lots of fruit outside that I like too. I watched her picking
> strawberries and little tomatoes and I went right over and pulled some
> off too. They were yummy. (They say I'm real smart, but I
think I'm
> just greedy - I want to eat everything.... leaves, flowers, bark,
> pinecones, ants, and those rubber floppy shoes they leave outside the
> door. I just CAN'T resist running off with them). But back to
the
> fruit. I love to pick up the pears and the figs, but they won't let
me
> get too many of the prune plums because they said I'll get the runs,
> whatever that means. I thought running is what I do all the time
when I
> get excited or smell a squirrel trail.
> I never actually saw one of them until this
morning when I was
> outside lying in the sun. I gave him a good barking so he'll know
who's
> boss of this yard, but I wasn't brave enough to leave the deck!
They
> said I already have a nice deep bark, not yappy. But I don't bark
much
> and they like that. Don't know why. I sure like to chew
though, and
> sometimes when I'm gnawing on everything in sight they give me a frozen
> washcloth, and that keeps me busy for a long time.. until I decide to
> hide it under a cushion. Why don't they like that? I'll have
to ask
> Riley, he knows everything, but more about him later.
> I've explored everywhere outside. I
make tunnels under the heather
> and jump right into the middle of the daylilies. Mommy says that
hers
> aren't as big and nice as Mommymiki's, so she doesn't mind if I mess
> them up.
> I can see horses, but they don't scare me
because I'm used to them
> from my first home. But there's one thing I never saw before - a
guinea
> hen! One day five flew over from a neighbor's and they all came
down on
> the grass at the back of our place. Papa saw them first and said,
"This
> should be good". Then I saw them too, and took off.
Those guys didn't
> like me at all and flew up into the trees making an awful noise. I
> heard Papa say "Well, that should take care of that problem!"
Don't
> know what he meant, but he was all pleased with me.
> They knew I would discover mole tunnels
before long. I can smell
> them under the ground and keep digging down. Mommy put big
flowerpots
> over my holes but I keep making new ones. She says wait
until the
> mounds start popping up. Don't know what a molehill is yet but I
hear
> I'll find out soon enough. Papa said every fall it looks like the
> Cascade Range out there on the grass where the drain field is. Oh
boy, I
> can't wait.
> Now I'm going to tell you about Riley. I
never saw a dog that BIG.
> He came to visit me with someone who calls my mommy Mom too. He's
from
> Alaska and he has a lot of hair and he hates summer (not me, the
> weather). He doesn't run and play with me but he doesn't mind if I
> climb on him when he's lying down, which he's always doing. He's
been
> around a long time and he knows a lot. He told me about snow but he
> said the stuff we get here doesn't count - it melts too fast. Maybe
> I'll like it. And I learned about some creatures called rabbits on
> Whidbey Island where he lives, and how he tries to chase them but
> they're too fast for him. Wonder if they'd be too fast for me?
Mommy
> says when we go over there she's not going to let me off the leash.
> Why? Ole Riley says it's because my kind are hunters. His
daddy calls
> me Summer Sausage, and says that's really good with cheese and crackers.
> Should I be insulted? Even Riley couldn't help me with that one.
> Sometimes Papa calls me Velcro because I'm
always stuck to mommy.
> I do love his big lap in the recliner, but she gets the whole couch, or
> did before I came along. Now I stretch out beside her.
> Then there's Emily. She comes every
morning, and sometimes gives
> me my breakfast. She's little and I like her a lot. I heard
them
> saying that when school starts, if the weather's nice I can walk her to
> school with mommy, and pick her up too. That will be fun. The
other
> day I was playing with my fish oil capsule and popped it and it squirted
> all over Emily's pants, so now mom pokes it and squeezes it onto a dish
> and I lick and lick it clean.
> She says I have to tell you about my visit
to the vet man. I
> didn't want to remember that. I got a shot and he poked around and
> looked at my privates and in my ears, and weighed me. I'm 14 lbs.
> Mommy wasn't too happy either because he didn't like my diet. When
we
> got back in the car I saw her mouth was upside down and she mumbled
> something about wishing their old vet was still working and that there
> are lots of other vets around, but they are probably all old school too.
> School?...thought that was where Emily goes. I sure have a lot to
learn
> about humans.
> Mommy just checked this letter and she says
I'm a chatterbox and
> it's way too long, and that I've got too many me's and I's. But I
can't
> help it, I'm the most important person around here now.
> So I think I'll go and play with the stuff
in the recycling box. I
> can make a nice mess and play with all the middles of the paper towel
> rolls and then hide them in my basket.
> Please Mommymiki, say hi to my three
brothers if they're still
> there, and to my real mom and all my relatives and the little babies
> too.
>
Lots of love and licks,
>
>
Summer
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I can't wait for Mommy to come home because she is always playing with me or rubbing my tummy. Mommy told me I would get to see Grandma Miki in a couple of weeks. She told me she was taking me to go smell the bunnies. I kind of like doing that and it seems to make Mommy happy. I get to sleep with her on the bed then too. Hopefully I get to see you both soon.

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Dear Miki,
This is me--your best girl, Heart. At last, there's a place for us
to
tell it like really is.
Oh sure, my new Mom goes on the Yahoo site all
the time and laughs and tells us all the news, but that's not quite the
same.
Anyway, Gretchen (sister of Annie and Helen) is always hogging
Donnelen's lap when she's on the computer--she thinks she's the queen
of the house, but we all know I am. Right now, she and Whimsie are
having a great after breakfast nap.
Whimsie is always so hungry when
she wakes up and sometimes her rumbly tummy wakes me up. Donnelen
says
she likes to wake up with me because I give good kisses and she
especially likes the little raspy/throaty noise I make. She says it
sounds like I'm laughing.
Well, this is all for now...I'm feeling a
little nappy myself and will go join Whimsie and Gretchen. We like
to
crowd into a comfy chair and snuggle as close together as we can.
Love, Heart (Whimsie and Gretchen too)

Hey everybody, it's me, Henry...and brother Lewis too. My
Mom and
Dad took me to see my brother Lewis this weekend at the Yakima
Valley KC show.
Our humans had more fun than us dogs....and that's not right!!! If
it weren't for us Sausage Dogs/Phoenix Kids....they'
boring people. But no....first they go out Friday night to a really cool
Mexican resturant and get fish tacos, margaritas, and beer. All us
dog's got for dinner was the same ole stuff.
Then on Saturday we went to the show. Brother Lewis has a real
cool motorhome rig. He got to sit and watch his Brother Henry show.
And then we got to go for walks in the warm sunshine. We like
sunshine. It feels good.
On Sunday, we got to go for walks in the park with our Dads. We
had fun acting like tought guy boys, snarling, growling...all the macho
boy stuff. Our Dads just laughed at us trying to be tough
guys.
Sunday, Henry won BOV and Lewis made his Dad video tape Henry in
group. Lewis sez real dogs do Agility. Maybe he's right, it does
sound like fun. Lewis Mom told my Dad to take me to an Agility
class so I could be like Lewis. My Dad laughed. Can somebody tell
me what's so funny? I'd love to see how funny Henry's Dad would
look chasing Henry around the Agilty ring.
Guess that's all folks. Ole Henry is really tired. Me and Lewis
and our people had a fun time. The Yakima show is a really great
show and we'll go back next year.
Gonna be in Puyallup next weekend with Sister Vicki and Brother
Leo. And then it'll be off to Montana on our big adventure.
Later,
Henry

Hi Henry,
It was sure good to see you and your people in Yakima this weekend.
It was pretty exciting with all the people, dogs, rain and sunshine.
I really enjoyed our growling and barking at one another and making
our Dads laugh. They didn't realize we were just putting on! I'm
glad our people all got along so well and had so much fun together.
We should let them get together again soon (if they behave).
I'm sorry Uncle Rusty had a tough day Saturday. I hope his shirt
comes back from the cleaners OK.
I was really proud of you for taking variety on Sunday. I told all
my friends that my little brother is really a cool dog and even hunts
bunnies in addition to being a champion. You had Uncle Rusty walking
much better on Sunday in Group. You'll get him trained Ok, just be
patient. Maybe my Mom can teach you guys how to do agility!
I really hope we can get together again soon.
My Dad said he's sending your Dad some videos of you in group
See you soon
Your Bro
Lewis.
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Marilyn


Hello, my name is Daisy and I found out I can lay on my
new friends pad
in front of the computer and get online, too! I'm not a Sausage dog,
but my friend, Annie, is and I like her. Yesterday, she scared me
because she wanted to wrestle and play. I got lots of food and a good
nights sleep, went out and pottied and got lots of praise. Today we
both want to wrestle and play and we are having fun. You Sausage dogs
are bigger than me, but really nice and share your toys. You even share
laps, so I have a warm body to sleep with. I got to meet the big dogs
today! Whew, we are talking BIG! They were really nice to me, too. I
growled and barked at them to let them know to keep their distance
until I figure this all out. Well, I just got another handfull of food.
These people really like to feed me. Now its time for a nice nap.
It's nice to read letters from Marilyn and Henry. I wonder what
Humphrey was doing? Is he a Sausage dog or a Jagie dog? No foxes, huh?
Keep digging, you are bound to find one eventually if they are out
there.
Daisy the Rescue dog

Ok, I finally figured out this computer thing. My mommy took me and my sissy, Liaka (non-Sausage girl) to the vet today to have our teeth cleaned. I LOVE going to see Dr. Dan and his friends!! Mommy says the trip to the vet is usually not supposed to be fun but I love it because everyone thinks I am soooo cute and sweet. They told my mommy that my teeth are so beautiful. My sissy had to get her teeth cleaned AND have several lumps removed, she doesn't feel so great tonight. I'm a little sleepy but I'll be back to myself tomorrow. Oh one more thing, my other sissy, she's really BIG (Mastiff) Gracie had to have an operation on her knee yesterday so mommy says she can't play with us for 8-10 weeks!!! What will I do without getting to chase my biggest sissy in the yard and then end by kissing those big lips??? Well , I'm a bit sleepy so I'll go for now. Kissies and huggles to all my Sausage kin...
Kaycee
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Hi
guys
My mom and I and Maude fell asleep watching a movie about some short guy (kind of like me) with a high voice (kind of like me) who wrote a “fa-mouse” book about a murder in Kansas (well not like me but there is a connection). Anyway, we finally decided to really wake up and go outside to you know what before we went to our real bed.
Well Maude was quick with her business and Mom waited on the front porch for me for a long time….guess why? I caught a furry live mammal and chomped his head…pretty cool.
I know some of you big guys like Kadenz and Henry have probably done this before but not me. Well it was a little surprising and I wanted to show Mom and Maude so they would believe me…you know…Maude always thinks she knows everything. So I brought it back in the house; all that was left was hind legs and tail.
Mom said I was a really good boy but I could not bring it to bed. Maude was jealous….so I ran and put it in my crate in the back under the cushion. Mom said I could leave it there for the night with the door closed so Maude won’t get it. (Pretty nice huh?). I was pretty thirsty after all that so I had a big drink of water.
Oops here comes Mom…better go. She says we all
have to go to bed now and that I better not call Ralph in the middle of the
night or she is going to be mad at me….do you know who Ralph is???
R, M & M

Mom's asleep along with the rest of the girls in the bed.......I have to sleep in my crate, not fair but I know how to work the door and thought I would get on the computer and add my 2 cents worth to these subversive communications.
Keep an eye out as these literary geniuses will certainly have more to say.....
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